You know you don't *really* care how it all goes down as long as everyone's healthy if you're:
1. Writing up your "birth plan" (ha) 17 minutes before you're supposed to arrive at the hospital to register, and
2. Blogging about it before it's actually written.
3. Oh, and that your "birth plan" involves your husband cutting the cord, an intact and working but*t hole, and waiting on the vitamin k and shots if she looks ok from the get-go.
4. Living and crying would be nice, too.