Scott will sit in a room full of talking people and at the end of the night, make comments so funny I split my granny panties laughing so hard. I think that is one of my favorite things about him - his quick wit.
The other day Lucy and Scott were sitting together watching tv.
"Daddy, I want that!"
"Lucy, did you know that every time you see toys on tv, it is because the people who make those toys are trying to get you to be unhappy with what you already have, and they want you to buy their toys?"
"Oh!"
"Let's start watching the commercials and see what they are trying to get you to buy."
**a Jeep commercial comes on**
"They want you to buy a car, Daddy!"
"Good! But I won't buy it, because I like the car I have."
**a dish soap commercial comes on**
"What are they trying to sell you, Lucy?"
"Soap!"
Beyonce Knowles comes on, dancing around in less than I wore on my wedding night.
"Daddy, what does she want us to get?"
"Herpes."
6 comments:
Oh my!! Was her next question, What is herpes? That is too funny. I have seen that commercial and it doesn't not fit what she is selling!
Oh he and Dave are two of a kind.
One day I showed him a callous on my hand and he said "Where'd you get that from?"
I said "the broom"
and without missing a beat he said "How long were you riding it?"
I cracked up laughing.
Our life is full of those....
LOL Oh my!!! I was laughing until MY granny panties split! You guys are a hoot!!!
Oh boy! Haha, you had me laughing so hard that I was scared for my rib!
Audrey
I have to meet Scott someday! I love the quick wit!
omg I am DYING over here!!!
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